Dear Coz,
° Brother Sun has entered Pisces, and you know what that means.
° Yes, one year nearer the time when the Juggler must carry on without his Cousin Fool.
° Brother Sun has entered Pisces, and you know what that means.
° Yes, one year nearer the time when the Juggler must carry on without his Cousin Fool.
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° In his latest book, the Bishop of Rome once again compares abortion with Hitler’s Holocaust of Hebrews, Samesexer Men, Jahweh’s Witnesses, and Gipsies.
° And the Jewish rabbis (but not Pope Gaitano, the Presiding Witness of Jahweh, nor the Baron of Romanya) were on him like ducks on a junebug.
° The Bishop of Rome apologised for his misspeakment.
° Such times as we do live in.
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° You, born gipsily genetically ordained, ordained at 21 tua sponte, and ordained latterly by the Tarocchi themselves--you will do well, lo Sciocco assente, to remind the world what Jesus had to say on the subject of abortion. Just remember not to apologise for Jesus’s saying it.
° And this is what he said:
° And the reason he said nothing about it will have been because he was a man, and he well understood that men cannot legislate for nonmen, women cannot legislate for nonwomen, faggots cannot legislate for nonfaggots, nonfaggots (per così dire) cannot legislate for faggots, und so weiter, und so weiter . . . .
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° But la Guadalupe, a nonman, did speak.
° And this is what she had to say:
Exsurgens autem Maria in diebus illis ((dopo, vuol dire, il 25 marzo)) abiit in montana cum festinatione, in civitatem Juda; et entravit in domum Zachariae, et salutavit Elisabeth. Et factum est, ut audivit salutationem Mariae Elisabeth, exsultavit infans in utero ejus, et repleta est Spiritu Sancto Elisabeth; et exclamavit voce magna, et dixit: Benedicta tu inter mulieres, et benedictus fructus ventris tui; (Sancta Maria, Dei Genetrix, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostrae).
Et unde hoc mihi ut veniat Mater
Domini mei ad me? Ecce enim ut facta est vox salutationis tuae in auribus meis, exsultavit in gaudio infans in utero meo ((nascerà, si sa, il Cugino Giovanni il 24 giugno seguente)).
° So that’s that.
° At least until some Patriarch comes along to outrank the silent Christ and the guiding Mother.
° And that, as any Fool will tell you, will be a very long until.
° Il tuo proprio Cugino, Giac.
P. S. Non si vergognano questi cherici del fingere di saper più che non saprà la Vergine Madre di Dio?
3 commenti:
Looks like the Poorly Pontif has slammed his beatific hammer down on poor, blasphemous Dan Brown-- so naming The DaVinci Code a quote sackfulloflies endquote.
I wonder if he realizes that said codice is in fact filed in the sackfulloflies aka fictiondepartment of every modern bookstore.
Just me, or does Jean-Paul vs Dan Brown look an awfull lot like Dan Quayle vs Murphy Brown?
Looks like the Poorly Pontif has slammed his beatific hammer down on poor, blasphemous Dan Brown-- so naming The DaVinci Code a quote sackfulloflies endquote.
I wonder if he realizes that said codice is in fact filed in the sackfulloflies aka fictiondepartment of every modern bookstore.
Just me, or does Jean-Paul vs Dan Brown look an awfull lot like Dan Quayle vs Murphy Brown?
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