Rustles of --? (Coz, Foto)

Rustles of --? (Coz, Foto)

Dear Coz,
° Can you divine what these signs are signs of?

1. 21 gennaio mmv--first mosquito bite
2. 10 marzo mmv--first wasp sting
3. Easter Sunday (Western Church)--first tick bite
4. 29 marzo mmv--first squashed serpent in the road
5. 1 aprile mmv--first wistaria bloom

° Answers: No, no, no, no, and no.

1. No, not global warming. Remember that our rulers know more than we do, that is why they are our rulers and we are their Schiavi.
2. No, not an early Spring. A colony always overwinters inside my East chimney, I was the heedless provocateur.
3. No, not spotty fever. Just a reminder that I must soon decide between flavouringup my blood with cinnamonandvanilla, or else with dark chocolate, since for the next ten months I’m to be dessert for Brother Deer Tick. If only I knew which savour he prefers . . . .
4. No, not Viagra. Though everybody else seems to need it, miao.
5. No, not the beginning of Summer. It only means that Lucifer is counting his lucky stars he relocated to the balmy climes of Heaven, for budding wistaria, hereabouts, guarantees a hellchilling late freeze.

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° Do you see the tree outside young Giac’s dorm window? That’s the tree from which the lay sister told us spiders jumped into our bedrooms and left those itchy weals all over our bodies each morning. Albeit none of us ever laid eyes on a one of the little critters.
° Thank goodness we didn’t know what they really were.

° Timetravelling, Giac.