Slops (Sandy)

Dear Sandy,
° Did you receive in yesterday’s post the competing menus for this next legislative buffet?
° Let us see what delectable slops are on offer.

Protect Traditional Marriage (Republican)
Protect Sanctity of Marriage (Democrat)

((Linguistically the Republican is more correct. The Democrat is injecting denominational religious views into the Civil Law.))

Stop Illegal Immigration (Republican)
Stop Illegal Immigration to Protect American Jobs (Democrat)

((If the border States can’t and won’t stop illegal immigration, I really don’t know that the interior States can and will. The Democrat is both more truthful and more potentially racist.))

Voluntary School Prayer (Republican)
Ratchet Up the Drug Wars (Democrat)

((Republican disingenuously supports the status quo, Democrat signals addiction to Magickal Thinking.))

Anti-Abortion (Democrat)
Pro-Guns (Democrat)

((Republican silent as can be. Since your contributions to the State Democratic Party are supporting these two stances that you most abominate, you’re not only silent, you’re beating yourself on the head with the soup ladle you paid for yourself.))

Eliminate Sales Tax on Food (Republican)
Freeze Property Tax for Seniors (Republican)
No State Income Tax (Republican)
Lower Drug Costs (Republican)
Enhance Seniors’ Access to Healthcare (Republican)

((The frosting on the cake. The Democrat offers no frosting, hence no taste comparison is possible.))

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° Who will win?
° Well, the Republican looks like Uncle Fester, and couldn’t win if unopposed.
° The Democrat looks fit and tough and Bushlike, and would win against sissy Thomas Jefferson.
° And anyhow, by your yellowdog contribution, you’ve already voted.

° Tastes a little off to me, Giac.