Senator Pfister von Pfristelfokker (Foto--Sandy)

Foto: Prince Pfister von Pfristelfokker, et ux--ossia Lotte Lehmann et Leo Slezak

Dear Sandy,

Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a care.

How do you use the birds?

Use your words, Leon.

° I, who tend to play with my words as if they were the Juggler's own golden balls, gaze in awe at economy of means in expression.
° And I give you full credit for your own brief response to a Senatorial mailing:

YOU ARE A PISSANT, SENATOR PFRISTELFOKKER!

In blue blue ink.

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° So how dismayed was I to learn that you yourself have been gulled by the Senator’s latest ruse, popularly known as Divide (your subjects) and Rule (ineptly).
° For you are as resentful of our brother and sister Mexicans, who work and slave that you and I may lie on soft couches and have Beulah peel us grapes, as Pfister himself.
° He, at least, has something to gain.

° Using my words, Giac.

Hobby Lobby (Foto)

To the Honourable L------ D----:
° I am in receipt of your slick mailer, for which, many thanks.
° You ask me, the American Taxpayer, what I think.
° I am too busy scraping together my contribution to your salary to think, that’s why I voted for you in the first place.
° But here are three things I observe.

° 1. I observe that Congress acknowledges absolutely no financial responsibility toward the American Republic, which you are pushing into bankruptcy as quickly as you can.
° 2. I observe that Congress acknowledges absolutely no oversight responsibility toward the American Republic; FEMA, Social Security, Medicare, the Armed Forces must all fend for themselves.
° 3. I observe that Congress greatly enjoys bullying first one segment of the American Republic, then another; what have y’all got against our hardworking Mexican brothers and sisters?

° Course, as I gaze at the slick foto, and think that there are 34,000 handsome males (mostly) and lovely females (a smattering) constantly inviting Congress out for coffee, lunch, drinks dinner and a show, maybe breakfast in bed, for all I know--well I think Congress is doing the best it can with the spare time it has to do with.

° Yours till November, The American Taxpayer