mercoledì 20 giugno 2007

Bottom and Tops

° I turned aside at the last minute (the car in front led the way, a Crazy Radio New Dimensions leading) to Café Cocco. For Killer of Sheep was showing across town in 20 minutes.
° And there he was, the one to whom led. Ynaq.
° Ynaq with his hair all trimmed into a mohawk, but not waxed up. Just a soft and inviting trickle of soft tan fur from forehead to nape.
° It was Midsomer, my submind had been whistling Mendelssohn, and I just popped out the first thing that came to my tongue: "Bottom, thou art quite translated!"
° Whereupon Ynaq retorted that--well I blushed clear to the roots of my own hairy ass's ears. Curse Shakespeare.
° "Right-ho," I replied meekly.

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° In my coffee scum a perplexing figure: an extraordinarily mishapen sheep? I put it down to inept wizardry on Ynaq's part.
° But lo and behold, it was the dogmask the daughter wore in Killer of Sheep.
° So as wizard, at any rate, Ynaq is tops.--Giac to Coz

domenica 10 giugno 2007

Horsing Around

° Zoo.
° When a woman goes through her guy's wallet and finds a foto of his preceding girlfriend, she should definitely write Dear Abby.
° When a woman searches her guy's wallet and finds a nooner motel receipt, she should definitely write Carolyn Hax.
° When a woman rifles her guy's wallet and finds a foto with phone number and rates of some 18something poxyassed hustler, she should definitely resort to Amy Alkon.
° But when a woman investigates her guy's wallet and finds an intimate foto of an Arabian stallion's--
° --well, she may as well just pout and ask pathetically, "What can he give you that I can't?" for all the good it'll do.--Giac to Lad